‘SNL’: Doctor Harry Styles Leads RFK Jr.’s ‘MAHA’ Hospital

SNL ‘s mock-trailer begins with Styles approaching other doctors tending to an apparent stroke victim. His advice is hardly that: “What she needs is a steak.” “She needs protein, people. Give me beef tallow and six raw eggs, stat,” he orders, in line with Kennedy’s obsession with meat. In another scene, Styles reacts with disgust after learning that a car accident victim in immense pain is up-to-date on his vaccines.

“Loser!” he says, half-coughing. Styles agrees with another doctor’s treatment plan of “a triple-dose of Alphabrain and a cold plunge in blue jeans.” When the patient’s vitals start to fail, instead of using a defibrillator, he applies a red-light facial mask. And instead of using proper intravenous fluid on another patient, Styles opts to refill the bag with raw milk.

Elsewhere in the hospital, where a measles patient is instructed to bench press, other doctors and nurses are just as backward. RFK Jr. (James Austin Johnson) then brings in a patient of his own: a dead bear, which he wants prepped for jerky. “Maybe it’s the brainworm talking, but I...